If he proceeds with the eviction you will still owe the money and your credit score will be affected and stay on your record for at least 3 years. The eviction process will probably take 30 days but you still owe the rent for that time period as well as the prior deficiency.
I'm sorry to tell you this but no.
Sell something, anything.
Steal something.
God dam it you live in CA get some weed and sell it for anything!
Do something for money. Or live with your parents or a good friend for a while.
Do the lottery?