What Are You Aware Concerning The New York State Property For Punsters?

[Clive]

I have been having dreams, recently, that I'll wake within the Ny State House for Punsters, near Poughkeepsie.  I attempted to stop punning.  I actually registered Punsters' Unanimous -- a home aid team for punsters.  Certainly you've heard about P.U. ....... Punsterism is just a life threatening condition!  These publishers inform me when I break down with yet another awful pun anywhere near them, they will look for a string along with a low low part(Downtown Department of the Very First National Bank, to become exact). I usually compared department banking.  imagine if I would like to deposit an entire pine?  Might that be pine together, or might they alder the currency?  Might I've to search out an embankment or might I be-all right having a pine?  

[Miska]

If you brought in the male offspring of a birch, that would be treason.

[Geir]

I have no idea if thatis walnut with PGR, but I do understand as puns proceed, thatis a cherry.  Iam only plum particular of that.  Nicely, Iam sure that you are the apple of somebodyis eye.  Nevertheless, I might experience frustrated today and then.  Must I pine about this?  or possibly purchase my spouse a fir layer?

[sugyn]

Then there's the Birch John Society, dedicated to preserving wooden toilet seats.

[ainsley]

The John Birch Society may be the many faithful of National teams using the greatest considered plan guidelines of any sensible social party. The pine that increased out of this blast may be the tone that people all have to get over discomfort and agony. Therefore, let's all grow the John Birch, and find out the recovery start!

[Stratford]

The best I can say is that a punster's recovery group exists in Port Hueneme, California, at A-1 Upholstery.  They specialize in difficult recoveries . . ..