Law-Forums.org

by **bergh39** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:52 pm

I would like a baby Harp Seal as a pet. But due to laws and immigration and things, I can't, it is apparantley illegal... And smuggling is also apparently shunned in my community. So instead I wish to make my girlfriend give birth to one! Any help on how to go about this would be greatly appreciated! Thanks Harp Seal lover. P.S. Is my fridge enough room for it to live in?

by **hawiovi** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:57 pm

is this a serious question? how old are you? you should never be allowed to leave your house if this is how u think. you must be socially retarded.. or just a dumbass in general. i dont even know why im wasting my time with such stupidity

by **hardin** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:00 pm

This is impossible unless you go east and find the Harp Seal Serum. It is available only when you have proven yourself worthy.

by **rickie** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:09 pm

Report abuse for waste of time

by **reid** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:17 pm

Thanks for the lolz. XD

by **juanito** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:25 pm

Hack off your penis and feed it to a seal at Sea World. Then she will conceive a seal.

by **bachir93** » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:28 pm

Lmfao whatthefuck

Law-Forums.org

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

How do I make my girlfriend give birth to a Harp Seal?

Who is online