You need to be under the age of 16 by the time the adoption takes place, and both of your parents need to be dead. Time to get busy.
In addition, even then the adoption may not be done in order to provide immigration benefits. So even if you kill both of your parents and get away with it, you still would have a problem. Better play the lottery and become a multi-millionaire. In that case you can apply for a student visa and when you're done with school get a Green Card based on being an investor.
Good luck!

