Music Industry Poll: If not paid well: Either multiple choice or your ideas-?

[hewlett]

A. Write a song about it.
B. Be cautious about who you tell?
C. Call them names but NOT to their face.
D. Deduct time from their next work but bill them anyway?
E. Enjoy argueing over it but delay invoice?
F. Frequently ring reception but put them on hold when you get through.
G. Get through but behave like Gods gift to the world?
H. Have a different excuse each week for not having paperwork done?
I. Insist on using word I a lot to show you have a healthy ego but sick bank balance??
J. Send it back saying you're joking?
k. Can the kan on cam?
L. Love being exploited but get all the sex on set you can and pimp for the rest?
M. Say Mmmmmmmmm
N. After saying Mmmmmm say NO.
O. Say oh faking innocense is that all I get
P. Next time Pee in the can when its a wrap so it gets done again on penalty shift?
Q. Look at them Quickly saying don't waste my time flouncing offset without lunch?
R. Bare your ask them for food? Money not sufficient?
S. Steal everything off the set whilst staff are busy earning your keep as a pimp but keep them distracted?
T. Start to Tie down everything on the set saying that other pimp is going to eBay everything and hock it on gumtree just to be safe?
U. You be sure to list it under garage sales NOT used Hollywood MTV slightly soiled seconds?
V. Offer to volunteer next time you can binge eat more food than what they pay but take a giant sized luggage case instead of doggy bag?
W. Make them wonder why you're on loo so much by leaving a paper trail for camera? Wobble on feet sliding down door frame spilling a puddle of fake blood for food at hospital.
X. Examine the contract in great detail pretend you know something about law saying is privacy an issue,? My lawyer should see this then to really make certain you don't see them again. Say in a loud abnoxious voice shop stewards are such betraying evil bastards thank God for legal aid!!!
Y. Each time they give an answer say Why? Even if they said why? Be childish.
Z. Go to zoo sleep there. Their animals are better fed than you? No food no start. What's kitty litter?

Pick multiples or add own suggestion. N b they said you can't join a union???

[darce]

A. I'll be like Neil Young about it. A record company wasn't accepting when, he decided to make music not like what he's well-known for.