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[karlitis]

Hi,

I'm going to a brothel for the first time. It's part of the culture of my work colleagues to go down to the nearby brothel every now and then after work, so they've asked me to come along. Just an extra sad fact, I've never had sex in my life so I know very little of what to expect.

My only concern is my own safety from STD, and AIDS especially. Does a high quality condom make you completely invulnerable to these kind of things?
The local council acknowledges that particular brothel's existence, so I'm assuming it must be a legal brothel.

Can you guys give me some good tips on how to prepare myself before going there? :)


Thanks in advance!

(Please don't give me responses linked to moral values etc., because I'll definitely be going with my colleagues)

[eochaidh94]

Don't buy more then two condoms..............unless you will be returning the next week.
Edit practice putting the condom on a banana like they teach the school boys.....pinch the end and roll down.......

[lathrop]

First, this question has nothing to do with Sydney.

Second, going there once may be normal. But going there "every now & then" will make your reputation crash down and life miserable as you might be addicted to it. Get a hobby or a girlfriend.

Third, it's very expensive. Why pay $100 for sexual pleasure when you can easily receive it free at home (if you know what I mean)?

[claudius]

You've got to haggle the prices. Ask for two for the price of one.

And that's the worries you've got to think about when you go to a brothel champ. They probably go through a couple of blokes each night. They could very well have a STD of some sort.
I don't think I could pay $160 for pet crabs, but that's just me.

Ha! Peer pressure seems like it's gotten to you young padawan.

Happy putting!

[ailwyn]

Jazz, this has nothing to do with travel. Just make sure she is clean, the place is clean, just for added security, take a packet of rain coats. Don't worry, the girls are discreet, and will glide you through. lol

[bret11]

Make sure you bring a video camera, this is heirloom quality footage, something to pass on to your grandchildren.

[cleirach70]

You a Sheep ? No , you are not.
Only Sheep follow the leader mate and if the idiots you work with think that to be accepted means going to a Brothel then get another job.
If other employment is not on the cards, tell the office 'boys' to go jump.
Are you your own man or a bonded slave to the biggest jerk in the office who organises this crap ?
Tell them no thanks and let it go.
Of course if the idea DOES appeal to you, all you are doing is bowing to an over bearing jerk of a personality who is nothing more than an insecure work place bully.
Show some balls mate.Tell them to rack off. I got 10 bucks says the majority of guys there think that way too but don't have the guts to say it.The idiot who started it all--supervisor?, boss ?
Call Fairwork Australia and dob the creep in.