Are Lawyers Good People? Are They People At All?

by **hershel76** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:36 am

Who blabbed? You've discovered us out! Drat! Lawyers are in fact a species of space alien that is able to breed successfully with humans. Lawyers are know for their cunning, inherent cruelty and incredible verbal skills. We are a lot like cats--we're deep down vicious, conscienceless killers--but cute, cuddly and sexually insatiable. This means that we get to breed a lot--usually with the most desireable humans. When we breed with a human, often the lawyer genes predominate and the offspring is an additional lawyer. Often the inferior human genes take more than. These offspring are named "clients." Though humans claim to worry us and say mean items about us, truth is when things go poor for a human, they appear for a lawyer--the meaner the far better. So lawyers have become indespensible--just like dogs and cats. A extended time ago, all lawyers have been male and wore clever disguises that fooled everybody excpet other lawyers. As lawyers have increased in number, numerous lawyers now assume female kind. The female lawyer is just as imply and rotten as the male lawyer, but the female lawyer is much more pleasing to the eye and smellls much nicer. Sources: personal opinion Snow_Leopard's Recommendations The Curmudgeon's Guide to Practicing Law Amazon List Price: $34.95 Utilised from: $21.81 Typical Client Rating: four.five out of 5(based on 11 reviews) The Law and Ethics of Lawyering, Fourth Edition(University Casebook Series) Amazon List Value: $123.00 Utilized from: $45.00 Video Snow_Leopard 77 months ago Please sign in to give a compliment. Please confirm your account to give a compliment. Please sign in to send a message. Please verify your account to send a message.

by **ring** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:24 pm

Lawyers need to ask the tough inquiries and occasionally play the devil's advocate. I would rather have a stern lawyer who is ready than a nice lawyer who concerns nothing and can not incite doubt in men and women if need be. I consider lawyers get a bad rap most of the time.

by **IsaiahWashington** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:12 pm

by **chozai65** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:52 pm

Lawyers are actually a species of space alien that is able to breed successfully with humans. Lawyers are know for their cunning, inherent cruelty and incredible verbal skills. We are a lot like cats--we're deep down vicious, conscienceless killers--but cute, cuddly and sexually insatiable. This means that we get to breed a lot--often with the most desireable humans. When we breed with a human, sometimes the lawyer genes predominate and the offspring is another lawyer. Sometimes the inferior human genes take over. Those offspring are called "clients." Although humans claim to fear us and say mean things about us, truth is when things go bad for a human, they look for a lawyer--the meaner the better. So lawyers have become indespensible--just like dogs and cats. A long time ago, all lawyers were male and wore clever disguises that fooled everyone excpet other lawyers. As lawyers have increased in number, many lawyers now assume female form. The female lawyer is just as mean and rotten as the male lawyer, but the female lawyer is more pleasing to the eye and smellls much nicer.

by **Kenji** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:37 pm

I have been a legal secretary for 35 years and have worked for many, many lawyers. Many of them were exceptionally fine human beings. I had a job in Los Angeles with a law firm and was subpoenaed to testify before the IRS in New York City. They paid my way(what the witness reimbursement didn't cover), they provided me with free representation, they put me up at the Hilton, they paid my salary while I was gone, they did everything they could. This was courtesy of one of the partners of the firm. I worked for a woman whose "leisure" time was spent in providing clothing for the homeless. I work for three attorneys now who provide free legal representation to kids from Central America seeking asylum. One of the partners at the firm where I work headed up a team that provided free representation to Cathy Henderson, a woman who was sentenced to die in Texas. They saved her life. Whether you think her life should have been saved or not, they worked very hard because of their principles. Just like any group in the world, whether it's computer programmers or police officers or nurses or movie stars, Russians or Americans or Nigerians, a certain percentage is going to be a blotch on the reputation of them all. I have known some attorneys who are blotches on the entire human race and it's not because they're attorneys. They are blotches who happen to be attorneys and, as such, have the opportunity to create more havoc than those in other occupations.

by **Clevon** » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:20 pm

I was raised by a lawyer, the single finest man I ever met besides Jesus, and he's the one who warned me about the others. Here's my opinion: Lawyers and prostitutes are a group of people who think they know everything there is to know about anything they don't know anything about. They all think their great, and none of them are worth what they cost. Then again, the lawyers watch too much tv! BYE!

by **Morio** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:23 pm

No. I was raised by a lawyer, the single finest man I ever met besides Jesus, and he's the one who warned me about the others. Here's my opinion: Lawyers and prostitutes are a group of people who think they know everything there is to know about anything they don't know anything about. They all think their great, and none of them are worth what they cost. Then again, the lawyers watch too much tv! BYE! Sources: experience of watching them unobserved. Oldtechnohobbiest 77 months ago Please sign in to give a compliment. Please verify your account to give a compliment. Please sign in to send a message. Please verify your account to send a message.

by **Toshiro** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 7:53 am

They may be or may not. There is a deeper reason why lawyers get a bad rap. I think the whole business about lawyers being thought of poorly is a product of the society we have created that allows them to thrive. I think our culture as a whole has become so dishonorable, cut-throat(sue everybody and their dog) and morally relativistic, that we have created the conditions that promote the darker side of law practice(using the law to subvert justice, frivolous lawsuits, not holding people accountable for their crimes, etc.). G2 77 months ago Please sign in to give a compliment. Please verify your account to give a compliment. Please sign in to send a message. Please verify your account to send a message.

by **Edsel** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:34 am

Some of the finest people I have known are lawyers. I have been a legal secretary for 35 years and have worked for many, many lawyers. Many of them were exceptionally fine human beings. I had a job in Los Angeles with a law firm and was subpoenaed to testify before the IRS in New York City. They paid my way(what the witness reimbursement didn't cover), they provided me with free representation, they put me up at the Hilton, they paid my salary while I was gone, they did everything they could. This was courtesy of one of the partners of the firm. I worked for a woman whose "leisure" time was spent in providing clothing for the homeless. I work for three attorneys now who provide free legal representation to kids from Central America seeking asylum. One of the partners at the firm where I work headed up a team that provided free representation to Cathy Henderson, a woman who was sentenced to die in Texas. They saved her life. Whether you think her life should have been saved or not, they worked very hard because of their principles. Just like any group in the world, whether it's computer programmers or police officers or nurses or movie stars, Russians or Americans or Nigerians, a certain percentage is going to be a blotch on the reputation of them all. I have known some attorneys who are blotches on the entire human race and it's not because they're attorneys. They are blotches who happen to be attorneys and, as such, have the opportunity to create more havoc than those in other occupations. constance2u 77 months ago Please sign in to give a compliment. Please verify your account to give a compliment. Please sign in to send a message. Please verify your account to send a message.

by **chason58** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:29 pm

I think the whole business about lawyers being thought of poorly is a product of the society we have created that allows them to thrive. I think our culture as a whole has become so dishonorable, cut-throat(sue everybody and their dog) and morally relativistic, that we have created the conditions that promote the darker side of law practice(using the law to subvert justice, frivolous lawsuits, not holding people accountable for their crimes, etc.).

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