Do you have any silly laws in your state?

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Illinois.~
Stupid Laws from Illinois





You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.


You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.


The English language is not to be spoken.


No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave. (Carbondale)


One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (Champaign)


Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Chicago)


It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. (Chicago)


Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (Chicago)


Spitting is forbidden (Chicago)


In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. (Chicago)


It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. (Chicago)


Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. (Cicero)


It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. (Crete)


Cars may not be driven through the town. (Crete)


If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it. Additionally, the resident must obtain a permit from the city to water the lawn with outside water sources. ( Crystal Lake)


Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. (Des Plaines)


A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. (Eureka)


Bowling is forbidden. (Evanston)


It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. (Evanston)


It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise. (Fairfield)(Repealed)


It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. (Freeport)


There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. (Galesburg)

[jolie]

LAWS ARE NOT SILLY. Beaing your wife on the court house step in a right for a man that he doesnt express but definitly should exercize it