The Consitutuin is an old and outdated document. It is also a pending article we can change freely anytime. We, led by our saviour Obama, must change it to modern standards. We will change America to the United Communist States of Workers. We will implant affirmative action everywhere to make up for all the terrible bad deeds that America had caused in the past, like the Irish Potato famine. We will legalize all drugs fully and even pay to maintain fields of them. But most importantly, my fellow LiberaI Comrades, we will forever destroy the evil capitalist Wall Street and the greedy upper class. We will redistribute all the money around to everyone, and open borders fully. We will get rid of the military completely and also ban all guns.
Behold, we are coming! Obama will rewrite the constitution and set up the UCSW! My fellow liberaI comrades, the day is soon! Now excuse me, I need to go smoke a pot--

