I get a lot of speeding tickets and enjoy drinking beer - could it be that I am destined for NASCAR?

by **shen86** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:38 am

Is there like, a test or something I could take?

by **freedom97** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:38 am

Is there like, a test or something I could take?

Is there like, a test or something I could take?

by **jaren12** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:47 am

*pulls out ruler*

Let's measure your mullet to see if you qualify.

by **nemausus36** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:50 am

I heard you have to be able to chew gum and drive in a circle at the same time, so I don't think you would qualify. Sorry for your lots!!! :(

by **demarco** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:05 am

I get arrested all the time, drink lots of whiskey and have a terrible attitude, yet I still managed to land a job in Middle Management. Anything's possible, buddy! Live the dream!

by **reuben29** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:14 am

your destined to kill yourself or someone else at that rate

by **khalid** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:38 am

i see Colin has his little trolls out by themselves today. friendly word of advice guys, a 40 year old mental health patient who lives with his mom and step dad and has an imaginary girlfriend named goodie might not be the best role model for you. just sayin'.

if you peeps are looking for a hero, you can pattern your lives after mine, i'd be happy to serve as your mentor. Heck, who knows, some of you might even end up getting laid sometime. Miracles do happen.

by **mohammed47** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:42 am

Sorry. You managed to type that entire question without any spelling or grammatical errors. You're overqualified.

by **roche** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:46 am

Sorry. You managed to type that entire question without any spelling or grammatical errors. You're overqualified.

You probably will be destined to lose your license

by ji » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:54 am

No, but it could mean you're a nimrod.

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