Should America be split into 2 states called Immoral Partyland and Uptight Christian/ Old People Land?

[tiernan]

Immoral Partyland, contrary to its name, will be a conservative state where you aren't allowed to smoke in bars, public sex is illegal, gays can't marry, drug abuse is punishable to the fullest extent of the law and you can't talk to black or brown people because Jesus hates them and only loves the whites.

Uptight Christian/ Old People Land will be a party state where all the aforementioned will be permissible.

Switzerland will be converted into an American overseas territory and you can only run for President if you're from the Swiss state of America to ensure neutrality.

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[artzai]

no we need a middle ground=decent people land

[modraed]

Please leave the Swiss out of your plans. Please.
Meanwhile, you need to come up with two national anthems first. Then we shall talk subdivision.


* { No fair picking "Subdivision" as one of the anthems. }