Songs about lawyers (without guns, but hopefully with a little bit of money)?

by **sheridan93** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:30 am

I missed an Elvis Costello question today; that makes me sad! I sit here waiting for my criminal law class to arrive, so give me lawyer songs.

Already thought of:
Lawyers, Guns, and Money, Warren Zevon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw

Lawyers in Love, Jackson Browne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnOkmGq3z3s

(Sorry if the sound is screwy on either; this campus podium computer hasn't got sound.)

by **dickens93** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:31 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7REkfnedGK4
"Got my lawyer in the bathroom
I've got a hooker in my bed
I'm taking medication
For the voices in my head"
- Soft Cell

Who among us hasn't?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUT8W0lmVlU
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
- Madonna

Who among us is?

by **said99** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:38 am

Will Your Lawyer Talk To God For You? - Kitty Wells
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aoqlb3Ve78

I kinda like this song just because they don't make them like this anymore, I'm not hung up on the actual message which seems silly.

by **porter** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:54 am

This is an oldie.

Philadelphia Lawyer - Woody Guthrie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjeen-Hl8uc

by **hurst** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:01 am

The only one I could think of off the top of my head:
You Could Be Mine - Guns N Roses "You can call my lawyers with ridiculous demands"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC9L-BZ1PI0

by **mohammed47** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:03 am

Two good songs you chose there.

Lovers Need Lawyers - The Good Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erJHjruJuQQ

by **arne33** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:10 am

Good morning,
Chuck Brodsky - Talk to my lawyer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8e1P-S3TPw
Peace.

by **baigh75** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:12 am

gypsies, tramps and thieves - cher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSZwEwl_1Q

edit:
is that how you spell 'scepticism' ?
not really, just a healthy cynikism
:)

by **siwili** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:24 am

I suppose you could count 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' by Good Charlotte as one. That and I think 'No Sleep Tonight' by Enter Shikari.

by **dickens93** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:32 am

Briefcase full of guts - Dethklok

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