by Stem » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:53 pm
Whole heartedly, I agree. A lawyer friend of mine says: "95% of the lawyers give the rest of us a bad name." He is right about that. Lawyers are the butt of humor for some justifiable reasons and some unjustifiable ones as well. The unjustifiable reasons are: the nature of our job requires us to do things that others cannot do lawfully. Sociologists call this being a "boundary role person." Since what we do makes us both members of the legal mechanism and part of the populace that has to deal with the law. http://books.google.com/books?id=6NyUa1Tv4jgC&pg=PA261&lpg=PA261&dq=%22boundary+role+person%22&source=web&ots=JTDZRWMQko&sig=Nij5h_4Cgj6JbYl8mdIUsaqY0Z0&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=8&ct=result lawyers are in a position to do harm to others--justifiable or not. Power provokes fear, which is often articulated in the form of humor. If you doubt this, ask yourself why F.B.I. agents are just about always portrayed as either villains or disagreeable characters on TV cop shows? My theory is that their power is provokes the ridicule. The justifiable reasons are: lawyers have a deserved reputation for being slow moving. There are reasons why this is so, but being slow moving makes one a legitimate target for derision. the legal culture teaches lawyers to speak in a stilted, incomprehensible fashion. The classic joke in this regard is about the lawyer who tried to write a poem. After an hour he gave up, claiming that he had developed a case of writer?s block. That evening, his secretary noticed a draft of a poem in his waste paper basket. All it said was, "Whereas...." law school teaches law students be very left brained, ignoring the human side of every equation. Acting like a computer in real life is to invite criticism and derision. good lawyers have to be aggressive to succeed. Aggressive people are not overly liked. non-routine legal matters are expensive. But, what makes it more difficult is that no one knows whether a given fee is legitimate or not. This problem is inherent in billing by the hour, since the consumer has only asymmetric information as to the costs for legitimate legal services. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_asymmetry lawyers oftentimes represent vile characters. That is not the way to be popular. lawyers oftentimes behave unreasonably and/or take unreasonable positions. That does not improve add to the profession?s popularity. lawyers too often act like pompous asses. The world does not like pompous asses. law has become a big business. There was a time not that long ago, when lawyers had the time to be more active in the community. Nowadays, lawyers are so wrapped up in chasing the big bucks that these ties to the community have been severed to the detriment of both lawyers and the overall community. the work is dull. If you take a normal, lively person and subject this person to three years of law school and a few years of reading obscure, semi-incomprehensible documents, you will develop a dull person. Dull people tend to be figures of fun for good reason. http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/SatanLawyer.jpg http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/lawyers.jpg http://www.stus.com/sv/cartoons/google/lawyers.gif http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs6/300W/i/2005/106/9/d/Lawyers_by_sygnin.jpg Sources: personal opinion and cited above Snow_Leopard's Recommendations Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes and Legal Culture Amazon List Price: $26.95 Used from: $11.59 Average Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5(based on 3 reviews) The New Yorker Book of Lawyer Cartoons Amazon List Price: $22.00 Used from: $0.01 Average Customer Rating: 3.5 out of 5(based on 5 reviews) Lawyers and Other Reptiles Amazon List Price: $12.00 Used from: $0.01 Average Customer Rating: 4.5 out of 5(based on 3 reviews) Innocent, Your Honor: A Book of Lawyer Cartoons Amazon List Price: $19.95 Used from: $2.35 Average Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5(based on 1 reviews) Trials and Tribulations: Appealing Legal Humor : A Collection Amazon List Price: $19.95 Used from: $0.06 The New Lawyer's Wit And Wisdom: Quotations On The Legal Profession, In Brief Amazon List Price: $14.95 Used from: $1.94 Average Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5(based on 1 reviews) Best Lawyer Jokes Ever(Humour) Amazon List Price: $4.95 Used from: $0.01 Poetic Justice: The Funniest,Meanest Things Ever Said About Lawyers Amazon List Price: $9.95 Used from: $0.01 Lawyers and Other Reptiles II: The Appeal Amazon List Price: $9.95 Used from: $0.51 Average Customer Rating: 4.0 out of 5(based on 1 reviews) Snow_Leopard 65 months ago Please sign in to give a compliment. Please verify your account to give a compliment. Please sign in to send a message. Please verify your account to send a message.