10 Would You Rather Questions... (+BQ)?

[artzai]

Best Answer will only go to someone who picks one out of the two, so basically, if you want BA, pick one no matter how screwed up the question is! (:

- Be uncontrollably sexually attracted to cashiers OR funeral pallbearers?
- Blow a chipmunk for a minute or an elephant for a second?
- Give a hot oil massage to Danny Bonaduce OR pay $15,000 fine?
- Have all your sexual thoughts automatically tweeted to your parents OR vice-versa?
- Have breast implants filled with M&M's OR peanut M&M's
- Have your Match.com profile written by your mother OR your father?
- Have your sexual performance criticized by Simon Cowell once a year on national television OR by your girlfriend/boyfriend once a week at a family dinner?
- Orgasm every time you sneeze OR sneeze every time you orgasm?
- Pole dance naked on a freezing pole OR in front of your in-laws?
- Walk in on your parents having sex OR your grandparents having sex?

Does anyone have a good enough sense of humor to answer all of these? xD

BQ: What is your first name?

[sampson]

Be uncontrollably sexually attracted to cashiers
an elephant for a second?
pay $15,000 fine?
Have all your sexual thoughts automatically tweeted to your parents
peanut M&M's
Have your Match.com profile written by your mother
Have your sexual performance criticized by Simon Cowell once a year on national television
Orgasm every time you sneeze
Pole dance naked on a freezing pole
your grandparents having sex?