What Are Some Good, Clean, Medical Jokes I Can Share In A School Newsletter?

[Wadanhyll]

I'd like to locate some great healthcare jokes that are okay to share and that would be new to most readers.

[teyrnon72]

Here are some great, clean medical jokes! Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterdayA man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.For more, check out this website of funny, clean medical jokes: http://www.ahajokes.com/medical_jokes.html Sources: http://www.ahajokes.com/medical_jokes.html shaegirl 71 months ago Please sign in to give a compliment. Please verify your account to give a compliment. Please sign in to send a message. Please verify your account to send a message.

[Somerton]

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterdayA man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.For more, check out this website of funny, clean medical jokes: http://www.ahajokes.com/medical_jokes.html