"Who will help me plant my wheat ?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and ripened.
"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my food stamps," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.
"That would make me ineligible for my fake disability claim payments," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of the barnyard animals to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."
"Excess profits!" cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Harry Reid)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and waddled around with thousands like them (OWS) quacking obscenities and turning everywhere they protested into a pigsty full of manure.
When the farmer (Obama) came he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."
"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.
"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who don’t work."
The little Red Hen, said, “Then I will denounce my barnyardship and take the fruit of my labor to another barnyard where I will not be required to give so much to those who are not as productive as I am.”
And so she did and lived happily ever after while her old barnyard became a wasteland (like Greece).
Renunciations of U.S. citizenship increased sharply within the PAST THREE years, from 146 in fiscal year 2008 to 1,534 in 2010. In 2011 there were 1781 Americans that ditched their citizenship, mostly because of high taxes.

