by balfor » Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:09 pm
Here's the first one we WON'T let you wear: ______________________________________________________________________________________ And if we won't let you walk down the aisle with ONE bird on your head, we certainly won't let you walk it with an entire flock: ______________________________________________________________________________________ Now this is the perfect dress...if you are marrying Nick, at the N. Pole! ______________________________________________________________________________________And this one is perfect...if you are marrying Lawrence, in Arabia.(Or planning to read palms, after the ceremony.) ______________________________________________________________________________________ Don't let him think this marriage stuff is going to be FUN. Let him know you mean business! ______________________________________________________________________________________ This one leaves me speechless. Can you imagine the thoughts going through the mind of the groom as he saw this come up the aisle? ______________________________________________________________________________________ Perfect dress for an outdoor wedding, in case it rains! ______________________________________________________________________________________ "Cigars, cigarettes, Tiparillo?" ______________________________________________________________________________________ And of course, we have to have the humongous Butt Bow: ______________________________________________________________________________________ That concludes my presentation of what we will NOT allow! But then of course, we know you will be the most lovely bride ever, with your impeccable taste, and we share in your joy.(I think the La Sposa dresses are to die for: http://www.splasposa.com/ls2008/index_real.html)