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[dacy17]

As an intern at CERN I managed to get inside information on everything related to the higgs boson. I ran a few calculations, came up with a model, and presented my findings to 5 of the major physicists of the world. They all agree that soon I shall be considered the next Einstein.

Anyways. The technology I propose will give us infinite energy constructed from nothing more than the fabric of space and time. Thus, we shall be able to travel at the speed of light, solve our energy crisis, and create ships for interstellar travel.

After I patent this technology, who should I contact to help me put this to good use? Is society ready for this new invention? Should I first make a proposal to the world and America? Maybe I should threaten to keep the technology for myself and not share it with society unless 1/2 American citizens decide to lose a ton of weight. What do you

[forde]

I created a 1969 Corvette out of a popsicle stick and some duct tape. After I patent it, I'm going to offer it to all bald, overweight men over 60 who want to enjoy one of the dream cars of their youth. For everyone else, I've got some popsicle stick splinters and some scotch tape that can make Yugos.

[torin7]

Call Obama........

[tredway]

Sure.
And does it come in many colors. ?

And is it safe for the kiddies?

And can people with a single digit IQ understand how to use it? We aren't all Einsteins you know.

The most important question:
Can I get one for less that $25.

[curney13]

I'd try the Chinese... they have money & are looking for ways to spend it just now.

[blaisdell]

Someone left a beat-up old bicycle in front of the house across the street. If you pick it up you should be able to make another dozen of these devices by next Saturday. I'll give you 5 cents for one.

[emmanuil54]

I can only laugh at a person so disgusted with their lives that they must fabricate a new one in the presence of random people online.

[eoforwic]

Your entire premise is based upon admission of theft. You're done. Except in Russia.

[condan]

Your entire premise is based upon admission of theft. You're done. Except in Russia.

Funny that you tout yourself as a professional yet clearly DO NOT know how scientists present their findings. They most certainly DO NOT report them on Yahoo Answers.

[bean]

So, you are published in which peer reviewed journals?