Should I run for president under the GOP banner? How are my chances in 2016?

[teyrnon72]

Here are a list of my qualifications:

-I'm a boring speaker. But I love America =)
-I'm ridiculously rich. How rich? I'll never tell.
-I love war, but I'd never go myself.
-Any regulation is a bad regulation. Pollution concerns, minimum wage, and child labor laws are all getting in the way of job growth! (Let the children work as janitors!)
-We need to stop the wasteful spending! Unless of course it is for Defense spending. (And everyone knows that the best defense is a good *offense*!)
-Government needs to get out of the way of our lives! Unless of course, you're gay (God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!), you're a minority (get an ID or tough luck voting), you're a woman (glass ceilings are a myth), you're a muslim (what are you hiding in that turbin?), you're a Jew (cmon, this one's obvious)...well, the list is quite long...
-It's not that I hate other countries....I just love America so much! Anyone that is doing economically better then us MUST be cheating!

Oh yes, and the most important thing of all: I won't really give any specifics about how I'm going to fix anything.

I love America! I love Freedom! Prosperity! Jobs! (Insert generic positive comment)!

So, what do you guys think? Do I have a chance at getting the GOP nomination in 2016?

[taryn31]

You are a republican dream!

[lathrop]

Troll. Run under the IDIOT banner or better yet just FVCK off.

[lathrop]

That depends. Are you planning to release your tax records? If you do, I won't vote for you.