In Honor Of All Of Those Irritating Co Workers We Work With... We Honor You With A Special Holiday.. See Db For Rules

by **idal** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:35 am

just to show a small appreciation for ALL that you do to make our day.... so on behalf of all frustrated workers this week will be designated in your honor as: THE OFFICIAL SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO WORKERS Vacation..i know some of you have expressed some concern over the bothersome irritations over mean, disgusting, back stabbing folks aka Co Workers.... so your frustrations have been noted: SLAP YOUR CO-WORKER DAY IS COMING!do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about practically nothing working your last nerve with tedious and boring particulars you never give a @#$% about?do you have a co-worker who Often screws up stuff generating Far more work for you?do you have a co-worker who kisses so significantly booty that you can appear down their throat and see what your boss had for lunch?do you have a co-worker who is so obnoxious...when he/she enters a space... everyone clears it?well on behalf of frustrated workers all over... i am pleased to announce this week as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER

by **Tyeis** » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:26 am

I perform at property alone! I utilized to have a fish who would irritate the heck out of me - Seymour - often so content - but he was killed by a chemical spill(my husband didn't know how to measure....) so, who must I slap?(My husband for killing my coworker?)This working at house factor has its disadvantages!!! I want to slap an irirtating coworker! LOL!

by **Vaddon** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:13 pm

I just changed 1 of my irritating coworker's bookmarks to this: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/haha.htmDon't click unless you are bored and have time to deal with the annoyance. :) It felt genuinely good to know that she gets annoyed each and every once in a even though and has no concept what occurred to the page that's supposed to be there. She has no clue that it was me. She thinks it was a glitch in the intraweb.

by **Rourke** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:18 am

autumn00?:) mentioned: 1 I function at house alone! I utilised to have a fish who would irritate the heck out of me - Seymour - constantly so happy - but he was killed by a chemical spill(my husband did not know how to measure....) so, who should I slap?(My husband for killing my coworker?)This working at home point has its disadvantages!!! I want to slap an irirtating coworker! LOL! 69 months ago

by **Kendon** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:29 pm

Autumn43: this one's on me.... consider your virtual co-worker soooo slapped! ;-D

by **Erryl** » Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:56 am

CALIDEE_MOO! said: 2 here are the rules of engagement for this Virtual Holiday...* you can only slap one person per hour ... no more..* you can slap the same person if they irritate you again in the same day* you are allowed to hold this person down as other co-workers take turns slapping the irritant* no weapons are allowed except going upside somebody's head with a stapler or hole-puncher* CURSING IS MANDATORY! after you have slapped the recipient "assault" must be followed with something like "cause i'm sick of your stupid @#$ always messing stuff up!"* if questioned by a supervisor(or police... or if a supervisor is the irritant) you are allowed to LIE! LIE!LIE!now study the rules and break out your list of folks you want to slap the living daylights out of and get to slapping... and have a great day...this is a way to let off some virtual frustration.... NO NAMES... but you can make up a VIRTUAL person... to show them how much their irritating contributions are appreciated...HAVE FUN... PASS IT ON.. 69 months ago

by **Tolman** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:59 am

CALIDEE_MOO! said: 4 Autumn43: this one's on me.... consider your virtual co-worker soooo slapped! ;-D 69 months ago

by **Holwell** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:13 pm

here are the rules of engagement for this Virtual Holiday...* you can only slap one person per hour ... no more..* you can slap the same person if they irritate you again in the same day* you are allowed to hold this person down as other co-workers take turns slapping the irritant* no weapons are allowed except going upside somebody's head with a stapler or hole-puncher* CURSING IS MANDATORY! after you have slapped the recipient "assault" must be followed with something like "cause i'm sick of your stupid @#$ always messing stuff up!"* if questioned by a supervisor(or police... or if a supervisor is the irritant) you are allowed to LIE! LIE!LIE!now study the rules and break out your list of folks you want to slap the living daylights out of and get to slapping... and have a great day...this is a way to let off some virtual frustration.... NO NAMES... but you can make up a VIRTUAL person... to show them how much their irritating contributions are appreciated...HAVE FUN... PASS IT ON..

by **ardwyad** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 5:06 pm

There are several more steps. First: I've never heard the one about seeing the bosses lunch before. Second: A--Kissing rather low on the totem pole. Third: The Advanced promotions. 1). SuckA-- 2). He/She has their head up in the boss' large intenstine that they have a permanent brown ring around their neck. 3). He/She had crawled so far up the boss' intestines all that is visible is the soles of their feet. 4). He/She crawls up the bosses intestines & forgets to come out that the boss insists they tie a rope around one leg & a pole so that when the boss has had enough the he/she can just walk away &(co-worker pops out). You can say that a co-worker has their head so far up their own a--, that the only way they'll ever see daylight is if they install a window in their belly button. or involve the boss & the aggravating co-worker will only see daylight again if the boss installs a window in his/her belly button. And then their are the jokes that made their appearance when e-mails became common, which had been recycled from the same jokes that made the rounds when fax machines became popular, which had previously made the rounds when copying machines appeared. We can save those for another day. However, they have been known to magically appear on a co-workers desk, it has to be magic as nobody admits to placing them there. Pales 69 months ago Please sign in to give a compliment. Please verify your account to give a compliment. Please sign in to send a message. Please verify your account to send a message.

by **Gustav** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:05 am

MrsOrangeNikki said: 3 I just changed one of my irritating coworker's bookmarks to this: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/haha.htmDon't click unless you are bored and have time to deal with the annoyance. :) It felt really good to know that she gets annoyed every once in a while and has no idea what happened to the page that's supposed to be there. She has no clue that it was me. She thinks it was a glitch in the intraweb. 69 months ago

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