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Is it illegal to shoot all those damn Bigfoot's on my property?

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Is it illegal to shoot all those damn Bigfoot's on my property?

Postby cuartio52 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:25 am

Just curious if there are any by laws against it. I live in northern Ontario. They're always ruining my gardens, and vandalizing my house. Once, I caught one jerking off to me and my girlfriend while we were playing around a little, through a window in my backyard (it backs onto a forest).
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Is it illegal to shoot all those damn Bigfoot's on my property?

Postby jarel » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:27 am

There's no authoritative count on the species, so it has been classified as ENDANGERED. May I suggest chicken wire or Claymores? (You can't shoot them, but if they look like they spontaniously combust, you're in the clear)
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Postby gedalyahu » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:30 am

The big foot wants to move in.Watch your girl friend closely. He may be a French big foot and if you shoot him Quebec may attempt to secede. You don't want to break up Canada. Just because you can't lose your prejudice to big foots. Invite him to dinner for the Solidarity of your country. That jerking off thing,they can be quite juvenile. Down here we just shrug them off,blame the rabbits for our garden damage and pretend they don't exist,we know better.
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Postby bearchan » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:45 am

I am having the same problem with Bigfoot in my area. I just give them the ol .270 winchester and it calms them down.
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Postby golding » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:47 am

Just film it like everybody else:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9G9OXtuJ4Q
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Postby tonibraxton » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:51 am

As far as I've been able to find out, bigfoots (bigfeet?) are not classified as a game animal and therefore can be considered varmints. Blast away my friend.
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Postby fitche » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:00 am

You better have a belt fed .50 BMG, or you're just going to piss him off.
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Postby garret » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:03 am

u r a red neck there is no uch thing as bigfoots
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